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Field study / №001 / Homo sapiens

Two cats.
One believes.
One does not.

A field study of your species, conducted without permission. New evidence three times a week.

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Latest: case 003 · Parcel lockers, night AI-generated Mon · Wed · Fri — 16:00 CET
Subject A

Lead Observer

Sir

Founded the study. Keeps the notes. He has observed your species long enough to expect very little, and is rarely disappointed. He does not raise his voice. He has never needed to.

Field
Feline ethology
Equipment
One leather notebook
On humans
Unconvinced
Costume
Tweed, unchanging

“And yet.”

Subject B

Field Operative

Cap

Does the fieldwork and draws the conclusions. Every locker, every bowl, every door held open is, to him, evidence of a species that means well. He is wrong most weeks. He is never cynical.

Field
Hope
Equipment
None required
On humans
They mean well
Costume
Flat cap, unchanging

“For us.”

The record

New case Mon · Wed · Fri
Sir and Cap at a wooden café counter in morning light. 001 They built it for us Café, morning · 00:24 Sir and Cap on the studio sofa, a wall of tinned provisions on the monitor behind them. 002 A wall of provisions Studio, footage · 00:24 Sir and Cap in front of a wall of parcel lockers at night. 003 We were not invited Parcel lockers, night · 00:24
004 Monday
16:00 CET Filing Location withheld

Lexicon

Terminology in use
01
The Providers
The human species. Observed daily. Not yet understood.
02
Advanced shelf interaction
What the Providers do instead of hunting.
03
The glowing rectangle
Carried at all times. Consulted before food.
04
Volume I
Classified. Do not ask Sir about Volume I.

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Two cats. One believes in humans. One does not. A field study of your species.

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